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世界環球小姐的機智問題!果真辣

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發表於 2011-7-5 22:38:43 | 顯示全部樓層 |閱讀模式
環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題 [18+] Questions....



Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問:美 國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in Americaare like gentlemen.

美 國小姐:美國的男性器官像紳士。

Question: How can you say so?

問:為什麼呢?

Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......

美 國小姐:因為只要一看到女士,他們就會起立......

(Applause!Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌 )



Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問:西 班牙小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)

西 班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。

Question: How can you say so?

問:為什麼呢?

Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

西 班牙小姐:因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。

(Applause! Applause !)

(鼓掌、鼓掌 )




Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問:菲律賓小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.

菲律賓小姐:菲律賓的男性器官像流言。

Question: How can you say so?

問:為什麼呢?

Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.

菲律賓小姐:因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。

(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌 )



Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?

問: 伊朗小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iranare like thieves.

伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官像賊。

Question: How can you say so?

問:為什麼呢?

Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

伊朗小姐:因為他們總愛走後門。

(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌 )



Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問: 印度小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in Indiaare like laborers.

印度小姐:印度的男性器官像勞力。

Question: How can you say so?

問:為什麼呢?

Ms India: Because it works day and night......

印度小姐:因為日夜勞 "做" 。

(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )



Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問:馬來西亞小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysiaare like Proton car.

馬來西亞小姐:馬來西亞的男性器官像 Proton 牌轎車( 馬來西 亞國產車 )。

Question: How can you say so?

問:為什麼呢?

Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

馬來西亞小姐:看起來很硬 (造型類似HONDA) 其實很軟(一撞就 變形) 。

(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌 )



Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問:新加坡小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).

新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。

Question: How can you say so?

問:為什麼呢?

Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.

新加坡小姐:總是衝進場,提前 15分鐘出場。

(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )



Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問:中 國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Chinaare like Deng Siu Ping.

中 國小姐:中國的男性器官像鄧小平.

Question: How can you say so?

問:為什麼呢?

Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.

中 國小姐:短小精幹,但卻可以工作到九十歲。

(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌 )

發表於 2011-7-6 02:55:26 | 顯示全部樓層
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發表於 2011-7-6 17:19:09 | 顯示全部樓層
哈哈哈!!好笑
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